Valentine anthem for ladies

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Behold it is written in the book of February chapter 14 verse 1....." And it shall come to pass that on Val's day excuses shall arise again. My battery is dead, my credit got finished, my DP refuse to change, my boss selected me for a trip, traffic jam, my mum
say I should cook, my dad he @home, I'm down (sickness) etc...... when thou seeth these signs, be clam, fear thou not. Keep thy peace and know that verily verily , thou art not boo's boo. Thou art sidechick