A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming
And this conversation went on between them
GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT
HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor
BOY: No, I want that your hymns book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have
that one but may
be you should take
the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie
BOY: Fine, but don't
forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while
coming to school
GIRL: I will also bring
you a new one too titled"I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe
Then;
DAD: Those books
are too many, will
he read them all
GIRL: Yes dad, he is
very smart & intelligent
DAD: Okay don't
forget to give him the one on the table titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I
UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by
Shakespeare! And
also the one on the dinning table titled "IF YOU GET
PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED"
by Wole Soyinka
Hahahaha.....
don't leave it there
pass it on because
you never know
who needed just a smile.
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